I'm Married to a Gay Man!

Sorry Mom, you may not get this joke or think it is funny, but I couldn't resist. . . The other day David came home with a bag in his hand.  He said he stopped at Nordstrom Rack on his lunch break and saw these super cool shoes and said he had to get them for me (he has never done this before).  He even knew my shoe size!  Should I be worried?  Just Kidding.  I love you David!